Charming mid-century brick cottage that's basically winning at adulting: updated, turnkey, and ready for you to move in without a single "honey-do" list from day one. Roof got a fresh start in 2024, water heater joined the party in 2024, HVAC is the newest kid on the block (2025), and the under-slab sewer line has been behaving itself since around 2016—no drama there. Nestled on one of River Ridge's quietest, most polite streets (only about two and a half houses total—yes, the corner one is just photobombing from Dilton), this spot feels like your own private park. Huge live oak shading the place like it's trying to be your personal butler, lush low-maintenance yard that just needs a little love to go from "park-like" to "Instagram-famous backyard." Curved pull-through driveway means no awkward backing-up battles—because who has time for that? X Flood Zone (no flood insurance required—high-five!), walking distance to the Mississippi River levee for those sunset strolls or bike rides where you pretend you're training for the Tour de New Orleans. Super-convenient to amenities, yet far enough from the chaos that your neighbors might actually wave instead of just honk. Perfect starter home, smart downsize, or "I just want peace and a cute brick house" upgrade. Come see it before someone else claims this little slice of chill. All measurements verified by... well, bring your tape measure if you're skeptical, but trust us—it's adorable.